AISubs v3.7
I usually don't!
Ooooooh!
(applause)
(gibberish)
As you can see,
we have 30 people who don't sleep on YouTube.
(gibberish)
Huh? That's wrong.
(gibberish)
30 people who oversleep.
We were already asleep.
We oversleep.
Oversleeping is not a good way of hearing in society,
but it's one of the benefits.
It's not wrong.
It's not good for your health.
It's good for people who can wake up quickly and people who can't wake up at all.
We're aiming to become the champion of the genre of people who don't wake up at all.
I see!
I'd like to see who can stay up the longest.
Ooooooh!
It's easy.
It's easy. You just have to sleep.
Yeah, you just have to sleep.
But if you just sleep, you'll waste a lot of time.
This time, we're here as a judge who prevents us from sleeping.
I see!
Let's go!
Your height difference is too big.
(laughter)
You look like Cedrus.
(laughter)
This time, we, Tokai On-Air, Calibra, Yuuyami, each came as a judge.
Yes!
Hey, hey, I'm Ryota! Say yeah!
We're the vocalist brothers...
I haven't done this much.
(laughter)
This is our third time.
We're the vocalist brothers, Minno and Tokai.
Nice to meet you!
The three of you will do the same thing to each of the members, and the person who wakes up the longest will stay up.
I see.
We don't know what we're going to do.
We seriously don't know.
By the way, do you have any legendary episodes?
Like, "I'm not going to wake up like this."
I fell asleep in the middle of my first year of elementary school,
and I ended up waking up like this.
(laughter)
I woke up like this.
What about you, George?
When we went to Las Vegas, we partied too much.
There were like a hundred people around us having sex.
But we didn't wake up.
(laughter)
I don't know which is better.
By the way, I've never seen my family wake up.
(laughter)
Oh, you've never seen it?
They were taken just by blood.
Oh, I see.
Anyway, there are people we can't lose to.
Let's go to sleep!
Okay!
Good night!
I'm going to sleep!
First of all, I'm going to use this!
I'm going to use this!
Good night!
I'm not awake at all!
Is it true?
I'm going to sleep!
Yes!
Next is this!
It's a toothbrush I picked up at the bathroom earlier.
I'm going to brush my teeth with this.
I can't wake up at all.
I can't open my mouth.
I'm dreaming of brushing my teeth. I'm dreaming of brushing my teeth.
I can't wake up at all.
Next!
Let's go next!
I can't wake up at all, so I'm going to raise the level.
It's a rubber sleeve, but I'm going to break it.
It's better than waking up.
I might wake up.
Oh!
It's so weird.
My eyelids are twitching.
Huh?
I'm a little awake.
Are you okay, representative of dreamland?
No, but I sleep like this a lot.
Oh.
It's a habit of mine.
Yeah.
You have a good sense of humor.
Amazing.
It's amazing.
It's 3 o'clock.
As expected of you.
Let's go to bed.
That surprised me the most.
I'm still sleeping soundly.
Yes.
I'm still sleeping soundly.
My heart hurts, but I'm trying my best.
I'm trying my best.
Do you want me to fix it?
Put your fingers together for 10 seconds.
Raise your bangs 5cm.
One, two, three.
This sleeve is big.
We have no choice but to use it.
Ha ha ha ha!
He's sleeping!
He's snoring!
He's not waking up!
He's a big guy!
The last one is...
We have to move, so...
Could you stand up and walk while you're asleep, and then come out?
Go.
Stand up and walk while you're asleep?
- That's crazy. - Walk while you're asleep?
- What if it's 3 o'clock? - Can you do that?
What if it's 3 o'clock?
Maybe he'll wake up, though?
- Oh, no. - He won't wake up at all.
- Oh, he'll just stand up. - Just stand up.
- He has a strong snore. - He's asleep!
He's not waking up! He's not waking up!
I'm sleepy.
He's sleeping like this.
Can you stand up?
- Let's do the last one. - OK.
Stand in front of me like this.
OK. 3, 2, 1!
He's sleeping! He's sleeping!
- Everyone's sleeping! - He's sleeping!
- He's sleeping!
- Is he OK?
Look at his face.
He has to wear a mask.
He has to wear a mask like this.
- He's sleeping. - He's sleeping.
- He's not waking up! - He's not waking up!
- He's not waking up. - With this, we're done.
- We're probably done. - Yes, we are.
So long as he's alive…
- He woke up! - He woke up!
He woke up!
He's snoring, but I think he's asleep.
- Is he awake? - Is he awake?
Is he sleeping?
Is he dead?
What is this?
Good morning.
He finally woke up.
Good morning.
What's up?
What's up with you?
I think he forgot about it because of his deep sleep.
It was just a prank.
I tried brushing my teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
I tried blowing up balloons.
I tried not having bangs.
Do you have bangs?
No, I don't.
It was just a prank.
As a result, Koyanagi didn't wake up.
I'm going to sleep.
Call a woman.
I don't have this hairstyle.
I'm not popular.
He is sleeping.
He is sleeping in the water.
He is sleeping in the fog.
You three are amazing.
Do you want me to sleep like this?
You three are amazing.